Toronto restaurant renamed their burgers so they can be expensed to your job



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  1. When you travel for work, my company will pay for dinner but not for alcohol. The trick was to ask the bartender to put something on your tab that was equal to a beer. Then you return home with a receipt stating that you ordered a burger and six orders of mozzarella sticks.

  2. “What’s up, John?”

    “Are you sure, Boss?”

    “What is a silicone keyboard cover with extra bacon, red onions, lettuce, and garlic mayo?” “What is a silicone keyboard cover with extra bacon, red onions, lettuce, and garlic mayo?”

  3. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Since I had to work from home due to covid, I certainly wanted all of those stuff in my home office.

  4. Isn’t it true that businesses must include a copy of the receipt with the restaurant’s name on it? Is it possible that the restaurant’s name is Office Max?

  5. They can do that before finance catches you and fires you, and then it’s much worse if the government catches you doing it for your taxes.

  6. I recall a strip joint from the 1990s where the credit card receipt read “Joe’s Diner.” They’d registered the company with that name.

  7. Monday: “Aluminum Laptop Stand” was purchased.

    Tuesday: “Aluminum Laptop Stand” was purchased.

    Wednesday: “Aluminum Laptop Stand” was purchased.

    Thursday: “Aluminum Laptop Stand” was purchased.

    Friday: “Aluminum Laptop Stand with Extra Cheese” was purchased.

    I can’t imagine how messy the guy’s office is.

  8. For those on business trips, I decided to change our alcohol drink names to dish names for the same purpose, but I thought there were probably unknown laws prohibiting what seemed to be and smelled like fraud.

  9. My former employer would often send employees to a training facility, where they would receive a generous food per diem, much more than the average person would spend in a day. You could get a receipt from the liquor store across the street from where they put everyone up and buy a lot of booze that rang up as loads and tons of beef jerky.

  10. “No pickles on the mini dry erase whiteboard…?”

    “Would you like pickles with your dry erase board?” says the narrator.

    “Perhaps on the side.”

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