I can no longer drive my work van



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  1. This is a significant achievement. When I was a Zamboni driver, when the Zams were at 69 percent battery, the other drivers and I would text each other a screenshot. There are some moments that will always make me laugh.

  2. Oh, no… I was saying to myself, “I’m all grown up now, with responsibilities and all that,” when I saw this and laughed like a schoolboy.

    Greetings

  3. I once took a picture of the odometer at 80082 and was very pleased with myself because I had captured the coveted “boobs” shot. When I showed someone the picture a few days later, they pointed out that the boobs were 3 miles down the lane. It hit me like a ton of bricks when I realized I’d made a mistake ngl. These missed opportunities will haunt you, man.

  4. I’m just throwing out a DS9 question. Is it possible for Odo to turn into boobs? Like a swarm of airborne tee-tees thwarting Quark’s comically nefarious schemes? Or will he just sit there and do nothing? boobs on the floor?

  5. Terry, where have you been and where has your van disappeared to?

    Sorry for the inconvenience, manager. I’m no longer able to operate it.

    Is it going to fall apart?

    No, but I did take a screenshot.

  6. If it’s a Chevy Express, you’ll have precisely 10,000 miles before the transmission fails.

    My company has 20 of these motherfuckers, and they all spit out their transmissions at 90K like clockwork every time.

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