When I was a child, I had the good fortune of running into Macho Man at a Waffle House. In person, he was a massive man who devoured one of the largest steaks I’d ever seen. He didn’t sound like he did on TV, which blew my mind. Nevertheless, he gave me the Oooh Yeaaah! He also had a bandana with him. I wish I could locate it.
Heather Swanson here.
And he is, but you can just hear him inhale.
He is the Power Tower.
He’s much too good to be bitter.
He’s as wacky as a monkey,
Space is the spot, and the sky is the limit.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Beautiful and courageous.
Slim Jims was always my guess.
“SLIM JIM SLIM JIM SLIM JIM SLIM JIM SLIM JIM SLIM JIM SLIM JIM
What an amusing human caricature he was. It’s fantastic.
BONESAW HAS RETURNED!!!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him without his shades on. That, in my opinion, destroys the character.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Take a look at it!
This was a guy I really liked. I adored Hulk Hogan and their on-again, off-again friendship.
When I was a child, I had the good fortune of running into Macho Man at a Waffle House. In person, he was a massive man who devoured one of the largest steaks I’d ever seen. He didn’t sound like he did on TV, which blew my mind. Nevertheless, he gave me the Oooh Yeaaah! He also had a bandana with him. I wish I could locate it.
Hulk Hulgan, when I’m done with you, you’re going to be LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
It was always a slim jims to me.
“SLIM JIM SLIM JIM SLIM JIM SLIM JIM SLIM JIM SLIM JIM SLIM JIM
Who’d have guessed this guy would succumb to heart disease?
#FRIEND
In 1999, I met him and his HOT girlfriend at a convenience store convention. He was making a Slim Jim out of the fuck. He’s no longer alive.
That was a BRILLIANT idea!
At the end, I popped a testicle and started crying.
This was the best of the best.
When I see him, my shoulders shrug and I feel like I need a massage.
I’m not sure whether he started crying or whether he took an unintentional dump…
At the end, he’s weeping.