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  1. When I moved to a house in Tennessee, a slew of church members approached me and tried to persuade me to attend church.

    “Do you have trouble saying no?” one of the guys asked.

    “No” from me.

    “…um, so we have a church…”, Christian says.

    ”No thank you, have a nice day,” I say as I close the door.

  2. I had this experience when I started talking to one of these guys who knock on doors to talk about god, and I tried to persuade him to try cannabis, because god made it, so why did he make it if it’s so bad?

  3. I’m an atheist living in a Christian student dorm, and when Jehovah’s Witnesses turned up and tried to convert us, we all needed this symbol. We simply directed them to the debater who enjoys the most debates, and they ended up having a two-hour “conversation” with no conversions.

  4. *knock knock knock*

    “Hello, we’re from the Church of Holy Orgasms and Seventh Inebriation. Do you have time to discuss the Holy Hitachi Magic Wand while sipping this Merlot, which has a sweet oakiness, a solid floral finish, and a touch of tobacco in the middle?”

  5. To be honest, these guys are one of the few sects that is paying attention to the pandemic. Since March 2020, I have friends there who have been off the streets and just have Zoom meetings…

  6. They’ve been snail mailing me instead of knocking because of the pandemic. They’ve made the letters appear to be handwritten and from someone I know.

  7. It would be fascinating if people were so enthusiastic about something that they went door to door to share it without attempting to sell it. “Hello, has anyone told you about Breaking Bad?” for example.

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