I’m a 911 Dispatcher, and it is public safety telecommunicator week. HR got us giant “911” shaped donuts. We were all a little concerned when we opened the first box.



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  1. It’s no longer “don’t put it in your cooch,” but rather “if you can fit it in your cooch, I’d be impressed, then call an ambulance.”

  2. HR is advising everybody to eat a dick. Who are you going to report them to, after all? Situation in which “we investigated ourselves and discovered we did nothing wrong.”

  3. Strange flex. Then you had no choice but to break them up and share them? If only donuts could be made to be shared without having to cut them.

  4. This reminds me of one of The Golden Girls’ episodes. They send Rose to the store to purchase a cake for a special occasion. When she returns with the cake, Blanche opens the books and exclaims, “Oh my!” Dorothy approaches and stares. They question Rose, and she responds, “What?” It’s shaped like Florida!” exclaims the narrator.

  5. I’m still a 911 operator. That’s great that HR was able to get you something. Theme days and coloring books were given. We were given a water bottle by Cigna. In addition, Motorola purchased Panera Bread for us.

  6. It’s really cool. Right now, I’m going to call 911 and wish them a happy “public safety telecommunicator week.” They’ll be overjoyed that I did.

  7. It could have been a lot worse. They may have been able to get you the from Vodoo Doughnut. Yes, it’s a cream-filled dessert.

    One day, I took a box of them to work by mistake. They have big boxes of opps doughnuts for $7 if you get there early in the morning, so I got one for the office. I had no idea the bottom layer was entirely made up of Cock & Balls.

  8. It could have been a lot worse. They may have been able to get you the from Vodoo Doughnut. It is, in reality, cream-filled.

    One day, I took a box of them to work by mistake. They have big boxes of opps doughnuts for $7 if you get there early in the morning, so I got one for the office. I had no idea the bottom layer was entirely made up of Cock & Balls.

  9. You know how it’s normally subliminal and you have to figure out where the cock is? You must find the goddamn national disaster for this character!

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