Not much of a restaurant goer





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  1. “Sir, how did you get your steak?”

    Nope… just a quick *”How are you doing, Greeeat?”* and shuffle away before you have a chance to complain about something.

  2. “Pot Roast without Linguine,” says the narrator. Two waiters talk about their favorite meal to cook while inebriated. “Chef, what do you want to make when you’re drunk?” they inquire of the chef.

    “Around $12.50,” the chef says calmly, looking at his watch.

  3. “Would you like a box?” says the waitress.
    “No, but I’d like to wrestle,” says the male customer…..

    What is the reason for this?

  4. “Can you tell me where you got your steak?”

    ‘Questions no one has ever asked, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever Alex, for $600.

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