Oh goodwill… just no.



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  1. To be honest, dildos are pricey, particularly those made of nonporous glass.

    Take them around, sanitize them in the dishwasher, and bam, bam, bam, you’ve got yourself a cheap glass boyfriend.

  2. Naturally, it is against corporate policy to presume ownership in the case of a dildo… always use the indefinite article “a” dildo, never “your” dildo.

  3. There is a story behind the individual who wanted to donate them to Goodwill because they are no longer useful to them.

    “It’s just that these don’t suit me anymore.”

  4. I mean, if you worked there and thought to yourself, “Let’s put this here and see how people respond,” it’d be great entertainment for bored, broke people.

  5. This is particularly amusing when you consider that they refuse to accept computers because they were once prosecuted for selling one that was full of porn.

  6. And here I was thinking the checker at my GW was going crazy because I grabbed the “Good Morning, Asshole!” and the floral style “Eat a bag of dicks” coffee mugs off the shelf! If she saw these on the floor, she’d have a nervous breakdown.

  7. This reminds me of the man who thought he found gym mats and was smelling them to see if they were clean…only to discover they were sex pillows.

    ​​​&#

    I can see some elderly Goodwill employee mistaking them for intricate stir sticks or something… this is gold. But who the hell donates to such a cause? That’s the strange part.

  8. Those things are FUCKING EXPENSIVE! You should have bought them!

    Glass is also easy to clean; it’s not like they’re made of silicone.

  9. I was at Value Village a few weeks ago and they had a new in-box bachelorette party game, the one with the blow-up guy and you play ring toss with his cock. It was $4.99 in the kid’s toy store. One of the toy bags had a bachelorette party necklace with a string of dicks on it in the toy bag section.

  10. I’d buy them just for the amusement value. I’d buy them and tell my wife I bought some pretty paperweights because I’m an old dude now. My mates, for example. Watch their reactions as they try to figure out if I’ve finally gone insane and if they can tell me.

  11. The correct title is, “Goodwill! Oh, Goodwill! Yeah, yes, yes Yes, please! Yes, Jesus, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes” chuckle

  12. I’m not crazy about it. It’s all decorative glass art with a purpose. Thankfully, it can be completely sanitized by simply boiling it.

  13. More than once, I’ve seen sex toys on Goodwill shelves. Last summer, I discovered a vibrator in the children’s toy store.

  14. At the flea market, I picked up a butt plug by mistake while rummaging through a bin of supplies. “My hands will never be clean again,” I thought to myself.

  15. That’s terrible. I can’t believe anyone with such good intentions will do such a thing. I’m curious as to the store it was, as well as how much it costs and when it closes.

    Can you believe this, man? Please give me a DM.

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