Utah Macy’s really knows how to cater to their market.



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  1. I like all the polygamy jokes, despite the fact that it is illegal, but I live about 10 minutes away from a neighborhood where they live in condos.

  2. My girlfriend is 5’1″ and I am 6′. Nonetheless, this is right. I’m not sure how her tiny body fits across a king-size bed in such a way that it feels like she’s sharing a twin bed with Shaq.

  3. “How much is a pair?” someone always asks when I ask for a couple of something. “Two, unless you’re in Utah,” I suggest. I still say, “When I ask for a couple of things and just get two,” “Sorry, but I’m from Utah. I meant number six.”

  4. This is what is referred to as a universal joke. You can understand it in a variety of ways, but you will never know what it means.

  5. They placed three pillows across our king-sized bed while my husband and I stayed in Vegas. I usually use three pillows, so I requested that housekeeping bring a few extras before we left for the day. When we returned, all five pillows were neatly stacked on ONE side of the bed, all set up for one guy, which happened to be my side. I kindly gave one to my husband.

  6. “When her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisses her kisse

  7. Oh, my goodness, I just got this. To me, it’s like a double entendre.

    Yeah, it’s a riff on ladies hogging too many bed/covers, I thought.

    But not at all! It’s a Mormon joke, of course.

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