Thinking of having a baby? On the left is a picture of my Nonna enjoying Venice before she had kids. On the right is a picture in the same location a few years later where she is desperately trying to stop my toddler-aged father from publicly executing a pigeon.





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  1. The only birth control I’ve ever wanted was my friend’s 2-year-old daughter “SCREAMING” in my face whenever we try to watch something on TV that isn’t a cartoon in whatever room we’re in, which she then follows us into.
    No thanks, I’m not having children!

  2. “What did yall put in this?” “Mmm this is some decent feed, what did yall put in this?” COME TRY THIS FEED, AYYO TERRY!”

    *Terry flies in from the other side*

    “This shit is going to hell, Steve.

    *Terry is then manhandled by a tiny person, colorized in the 1960s*

  3. As a boy, my roommate persuaded his mother to buy him a bull whip from a street vendor. He then ran over and killed a pigeon right in front of a policeman.

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