The Manager



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  1. Unachievable. That woman would have ripped the raptor’s head off with her teeth, absorbing its primitive ferocity to train for the next challenge: Terry “Sore-Ass” Rex, the district manager. That guy’s got a stick up his sleeve.

  2. I’m sure there’s something I’m missing. Is there a good joke in there somewhere? Is it just a coincidence that random = funny?

  3. This is what passes for humour these days… It’s possible that it’s better than PoliticalHumor stuff, but only by a small margin…

  4. People will hang around with a boss who is “eating the customers” on the side of the workers, and will stay even longer at a job they would not otherwise like.

  5. Is this the same sort of comic as before? Gather together, because we’re about to hear the same few customer service stories for the second time.

  6. I may be in the minority, but I have never found this dry humor comic amusing. I used to skip through these strips in the morning paper before moving on to the next issue.

  7. What a fucking pandering, garbage comic that JFC is. “Are the people who work at DAE grocery stores saints? “Are they the best?”

  8. I’m sure the workers weren’t intentionally discriminatory, but that’s a Utahraptor. _Velociraptor mongoliensis_ vs. _Utahraptor ostrommaysi_.

  9. Years ago, when I worked in retail, a man with a serious stutter was one of the best managers to direct customer complaints to.

    No matter how enraged the customer was, the stutter could defuse almost any situation. It also helps because, since he takes 3X longer to describe things, the customer has to patiently wait and listen during that period, which normally calms them down.

  10. Having my boss on the phone is akin to getting my manager on the phone. He isn’t afraid to scream at customers who are being inconsiderate.

    I’m done with retail after one more day.

  11. I fantasize about a world where the items that are posted are actually amusing. OP, you need to develop a sense of humour.

  12. Some clarification: lesbians are referred to as “raptors” or “velociraptors.” At the end, there were two female workers. The raptor manager is being praised.

  13. needs to be deleted. I though this post was funny but maybe that’s because I work with the general public and tons of Karens daily. This place literally posts things that are clearly satire as cringe

  14. Nothing about this makes sense or is amusing in the least. And believe me when I say that I laugh at the most ridiculous stuff. But what about this? I felt like a dingy, stinky ass turd.

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