Today has been challenging to say the least… I smashed my pinky on my reciprocating saw and it REALLY hurts. Please send prayers my way.

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  1. This is a great joke.

    I mean, one day she’ll suffocate you with a pillow when you’re sleeping. But, hey, here’s a vote of confidence.

  2. You understand what it’s like to be in excruciating pain. I’m not sure why your lady is lying in bed when you clearly require assistance.

  3. Before I’m crucified, I’ll tell you that my wife was in on the prank and thought it was hilarious. This photo was shot five years ago, and both mom and baby are doing well.

  4. When my wife tells me I’m a crybaby, I recall her telling me about her natural birth and how it was the only time she came close to feeling the pain I do when I’m sick with a fever.

  5. Your day has turned out to be much worse than you had expected. They apparently started shaving your head and then stopped halfway through. And your wife is just sitting around doing nothing… You are deserving of more!

  6. Thank heavens you’re in a hospital. I’m hoping they have the expertise you require for your wound. I’m hoping they offer a spa area for the lady in front of you. I’m sending you positive energy.

  7. I took a photo of myself eating a calzone with my wife in the background in bed after she got her epidural. It’s a blessing that I’m still alive.

    EDIT: Upon further examination, it turned out to be a belvita breakfast biscuit, not a calzone. Please accept my sincere apologies.

  8. You should ask the woman in front of you to look after your injury. You’re in excruciating pain, and she’s snoozing in bed? Some people have the audacity to say those things!

  9. My wife made me pressure on her lower back every time she had a contraction to relieve the discomfort. I was putting in a lot of effort. “You don’t understand how much my wrist hurts from pushing on you,” I told her after our son was born. She swung her arm at me.

  10. Haha, the agony must be unbearable.

    Also, I’m 32 weeks pregnant and can totally relate to your background photobomber’s voice.

  11. Oh, god, that seems to be excruciating. If you don’t want to lose your finger, make sure to calm down and avoid sports for at least two months.
    It’s disappointing to see how unconcerned your wife seems to be.
    I wish you the best of luck, and remember to never give up! XD

  12. It’s preferable to cutting it off, man. Get well as soon as possible!

    Also, despite your horrific wound, it was extremely kind of you to volunteer to look after randos in the hospital. You’re a nice fellow.

  13. Congratulations, I’m guessing she just delivered a baby; I hope you’re healing well and enjoying the room she assigned you down the hall; you’re lucky you were already in the hospital; people don’t normally make it out alive in these situations.

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