Alien if there were cats onboard.



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  1. When it was born, the chest burster was roughly the size of a cat… is birthed the proper word? In any case, it quickly grew to enormous proportions. The acid blood would have messed up that kitten if Jonsey had scratched or bit the xenomorph. And that’s only if he catches the alien in its first few minutes of life, because the thing grows faster than the weeds on my driveway.

  2. Jonesy, the cat, was on board! This photo surfaced after the release of Captain Marvel, thus it’s Goose, not Jonesy. Goose isn’t a feline. Goose is a flerken, an alien tentacle monster with the ability to eat anything in its path and the appearance of a cat.

  3. Cat was too savvy to bite an acid-tongued beast, and he survived two straight encounters before escaping with Ripley. OP has the mind of a character from the Alien Covenant.

  4. Given that this xenomorph takes on the qualities of its host, can we all agree that a cat version of the extraterrestrial would be the stuff of nightmares?

    That being said, a laser pointer leading an alien out the airlock might easily defeat it.

  5. Your joke is fine, but to prevent the inevitable “but there was a cat” responses, a post title along the lines of “Alien, had Jonesy done his job” would have been preferable. Anyway, excellent work 🙂

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