Betty White and I at an animal research foundation dinner in 2009. We rode the same bus transport from our hotel. She arrived mostly drunk, and I had to show her how to find the buffet.





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  1. My great aunt, who died at the age of 92, and my grandmother, who died at the age of 95, were both more than willing to down a couple of Budweisers or a screwdriver. Ladies, have a good time.

  2. Do you believe Betty White and the Queen of England have a long-running feud? Or are they the immortal overlords who rule over their respective lands?

  3. That’s how Betty White keeps alive, you poor delusional fool OP. Befriends a young person, impersonates inebriation, and then absorbs their life power. Do you now appear 36 years old rather than 12 years old?

  4. Anyone remember Betty’s game show, Just Men, from the 1980s?

    Every show included a convertible Mustang as the prize. That concert was AMAZING!!!

    And she’s OLD SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD—has anyone seen her on a pack of cards? I seem to recall Johnny Carson bringing them out when she was a guest on his show, and she just shrugged and moved on.

    A real gentleman!!!!!

  5. That came across like Barry White to me.
    Now I’m picturing Barry White at a buffet signing sweet romantic love ballads to Betty White.

  6. You might consider getting drunk if you’re 100 years old, having worked your ass out for 90 of them, and have to catch buses with catty nobodys to satisfy the public.

  7. The distinction between being somewhat inebriated and being completely inebriated is significant. Even if you’re mostly inebriated, you’re still somewhat sober.

    -It’s most likely Miracle Max

  8. There’s a considerable difference between being somewhat inebriated and being completely inebriated. Even if you’re mostly inebriated, you’re still marginally sober.

    -Miracle Max, most likely

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