Old lady stole a doormat



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  1. People are awful. A few days before Pride Month, my rainbow mat was stolen from my apartment door. I reside on the top floor of a walk-up apartment.

  2. Hey, it’s just a doormat. Doormat here, doormat there, and you’ve got yourself a dozen doormats in a week’s time. It’s not much, but it’s a steady source of cash from doormats…

  3. Is it kleptomania?

    I recall a hilarious situation in my undergraduate dorm when one kleptomaniac shared a room with another, and they simply exchanged items on a regular basis owing to stealing from one other. It’s hilarious.

  4. It reminds me of a kid who kept peering inside a man’s house with binoculars; when the owner couldn’t capture him, he created a 3d view of the boy. Is there a way to get a link to that?

  5. In the first round, she’s fighting her temptation to take mats.

    In the second, she’s succumbing to her own madness.

    She’s on her way home to add the mat to her third-floor stolen mat stash.

  6. I had an old doormat that was starting to show its age. It vanished one day and was replaced by a completely new one. I’m still trying to figure out who did it. Thank you, anonymous doormat giver!

  7. Because it was cheap and close to the hospital where I worked, I used to live in a fairly terrible neighborhood of Lexington, KY. My “wipe your paws” doormat had been stolen from the front of my studio apartment when I returned home from a shift. It was at that point that I realized I’d had enough of city life.

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