Joseph got pwn’d



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  1. In a Family Guy episode where they’re recreating biblical stories, Peter, dressed as Joseph, arrives home and tells Lois, dressed as Mary, “Hey, could you maybe explain the situation to me once more? Because it makes sense when you say it, but when I say it, the men at work simply laugh at me.”

  2. Original sin, which we inherit from Adam and Eve and is one of the things Jesus was intended to help with, is something I believe a child made by God from the ground up would not have. However, I haven’t been to church since I was in second grade, so I could be mistaken.

  3. The idea of an immaculate conception was not a Christian doctrine. There had been legends about it for thousands of years. Along with the resurrection, the miracles, and the 12 disciples. Given the grief and misery that Christianity has caused the world, it’s terrible how unoriginal the Jesus tale is.

  4. Talk about a falsehood spiraling out of control… Mary cheated and had to make an entire religion out of it to make up for it.

  5. It’s almost as if every narrative in the Bible is made up and not properly thought out.

    Someone would be quite busy if they pointed out every plot fault and incoherent storytelling. They’d also use the word “foreskin” far more than was necessary, especially in a *holy* work.

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