My boyfriend is a programmer, this is what I imagine when he tells me he is fixing a bug



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  1. So you expected a float but were instead handed a dirty int…

    I can see how it could be a horrible event for you, mister insect, so how did you react to it?

  2. The very first computer bug, believe it or not, was a real bug! They discovered a moth entangled in the cables. The term “bug” became a catchphrase.

  3. This is exactly how the process works, except you don’t get any bug discussions.

    Thread “main” has thrown an exception. java.lang is the name of the Java programming language. NullPointerException at Program.matrixMultiply at Program.draw at Program.update at Program.main NullPointerException at Program.main

  4. True, but I prefer to think of it as ghostbusters who are also exterminators.

    It takes a lot of “feeling what’s going on,” but it also needs a lot of hole sealing and repellant application.

  5. I believe it is more important to identify/locate it than to respectfully assist it with its problems. Still, that’s a good thing.

    *Bug talk* hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

  6. I used to tell a girl I was dating that I worked as an analyst. She demanded an explanation… As a result, I told her that I hunt for workarounds to bugs so that clients can continue to operate while the engineers work on it.

    She had a clear picture in her mind. I looked for ant hills where they were constructing highways.

    It’s hotter than the sun, yet it’s not as bright.

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