My dog doesn’t bite….he judges



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  1. It must be difficult to wake up in the middle of the night to find a sobbing thief in the corner of your living room, ranting about his life choices as your dog looks him down.

  2. *****Dog:********************************************************************** “Take a photograph. It’ll endure a little longer “* * * * * *

    I took a photograph.

    *”…S—t.”* says the dog.

  3. “I’ve been sitting her for what feels like an eternity, and you’re fucking off, not caressing me” – Probably handsome dog

  4. It reminds me of a joke from my childhood: “Women are a pain in the neck, metaphorically. Men are a pain in the neck, to put it bluntly.”

  5. Look, I realize you’re a young pup, and you’ve been running around like a maniac, attempting to claim the entire city for yourself. You can’t stop yourself from using those sharp teeth. Let me tell you something: if you go out the dog door calmly instead of bursting out it once in your god-awful short life, you might just capture one of those squirrels.

  6. OMG, my dog does the same thing. Soulful, serious, and judgmental eyes. And I’ll never be able to meet my dog’s high standards.

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