Catching her at the airport



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  1. His blunder was not making a heartfelt spectacle in the security line that would prompt the bizarrely grandmotherly TSA agent to remark, “Go get her, child.”

  2. “Not for you,” says the narrator, in an almost angry tone.

    That person, on the other hand, seems like a ’90s sidekick trying to sabotage the protagonist.

  3. If you rush past security, the area will be locked down and swept before passenger traffic is allowed to resume. This would be far more troublesome than having one person handcuffed. Hours of delays, backed-up lines, bomb squads, and a slew of alphabet teams would be involved.

  4. I used to regularly catch the same weekly, late night flight and airline staff knew me. Often when I was running late the check-in staff would just tell me to run to the gate and get my boarding pass at the gate. They’d contact someone to inform them that I was on my way. Arriving at the airport and boarding the plane took under ten minutes! Those were the days!

  5. He could have done that while smoking a cigarette in the 1980s.

    He could have a gun in his luggage and a knife in his pocket in the 1970s.

    The black man and woman would not have been hired to work as airport security in the 1960s 🙁

  6. Even from a tactical standpoint, chasing after a lady rarely works. When a woman decides to leave a man, she rarely changes her mind. While the act of pursuing a woman may pique a woman’s interest in drama, the man’s desperate attempt to reclaim her exposes his lack of quality owing to his lack of options. Desperation almost _guarantees_ failure in a guy.

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